Paige Kleykamp, Features Editor
Paige would rather have Puerta Grande, because the chips are better. If she could live in a movie, it would be “Aquamarine” because she wants to be a mermaid with blue hair. A song that describes her life is “Man I Feel Like a Woman” by Shania Twain because she is a woman. Her power would be superhuman strength, because she wants to show up all the gym bros.
